note to Apple

The other Mighty Mouse

Please give us a mouse with two freaking buttons! This right-click success rate of 50% is annoying the crap out of me. I pulled out my old crappy Belkin travel mouse and you know what? When I want to right click now? I just press the right mouse button and what do you know?! It works every freaking time! I know design means a lot to you -- so go ahead and design a great "actual" two button mouse. Thankyouverymuchokby.

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